You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions.
When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you.
When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums.
Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets.
Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer.or you get home from the end of your day and you realize that all your accounting and doctoring has left you a souless, uncreative person
what’s their definition of useless? smh
Commercial Art and Graphic Design is useless?
And yet, it designed the very list that is on the TV…
(Source: boyfroend)
I saw this ad in New York the other day.
I love how they have a White man with locks… as if that’s “natural”.
No one wanted Trayvon Martin to be pre-judged when he was walking down the street—So I ask to not pre-judge George Zimmerman.
George Zimmerman’s New Lawyer
Er… what?
Really?
Client: I need that brochure TODAY.
Me: I’m sorry, but your deadline is two weeks from now. I have four other projects due this weekend.
Client: But I’m giving you a deadline NOW.
Me: It’s not feasible to meet it, I’m sorry.
Client: Fine! I’m taking your paycheque to hire someone else to do it.
Me: Well that’s your right.
Client: Do you know anyone who can? Preferably for less than you were.
I know that feel.
*blinks*
![I read the back cover of this book and had a laugh. But I realized that someone else caught something I didn’t… a Jon Stewart “endorsement”.
I can’t believe someone believe that THIS is an endorsement:
The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10cHeadlines - Launched in Translationwww.thedailyshow.comDaily Show Full EpisodesPolitical HumorTea Partywrittenswords:
thedailywhat:
LOLWUT of the Day: Glenn Beck uses a Time magazine slam and a Jon Stewart knock as a ringing endorsement for the paperback edition of Arguing With Idiots.
Someone at Simon & Schuster getting their two cents in?
[ccinsider.]
i didn’t know he was that dumb.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8t5iwMiF11qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
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LOLWUT of the Day: Glenn Beck uses a Time magazine slam and a Jon Stewart knock as a ringing endorsement for the paperback edition of Arguing With Idiots.
Someone at Simon & Schuster getting their two cents in?
[ccinsider.]
i didn’t know he was that dumb.
(Source: thedailywhat)
