I rather have pussies on my dashboard than people being pussies on my dashboard.
I can always stroll by the pussies without being pissed off. I can’t stroll by the pussies without being pissed off.
And if this pissed you off, guess which pussy you are?
Signed, a heterosexual black male who isn’t turned on by pussies, but might stroke a pussy if it’s in front of him. You figure out which one. Either way, I’m crazy.