Me: I saw you called me a few times yesterday. Is everything alright?
Dad: I have something very important to tell you.
Me: Okay. What is it?
Dad: Please... take a shower.
Dad: And wash behind your ears. You were smelling funny yesterday.
Me: But Dad... I said "sorry, I was running around Central Park yesterday."
Dad: You forget to take a bath.
Me: Dad, how am I suppose to take a bath yesterday before you pick me up? Do you know what I'm doing now? Taking a shower!
Dad: Did you took a bath before you go to bed?
Me: Yes, I - wait, why are you talking to me like a child?
Dad: Because you stink like hell yesterday.
Me: I TOLD YOU I WAS RUNNING YESTERDAY!