the files of nukirk

I present to you… Catholic School Sex Education.

(Source: lovequotesrus)

photojojo:

And the award goes to Redditor awesomefun for posting the best “Vadering” photo thus far! If you haven’t seen them yet, Vadering is the latest evolution of the Dragon Ball meme that originated in Japan.

via Laughing Squid

hamburgerjack:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

Ya’ll ain’t shit

I hate everyone

It just kept getting worse as I scrolled down

Omfg, I cackled, I can’t be doing that in a library

(Source: tumblr.com)

myinnerfrankcastle:

chicagoknight:

wasn’t expecting that

It went from hardcore to West Side Story real quick.

Still making me laugh.

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tastefullyoffensive:

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I have never considered this…

*dies*

Dramatics #18 – Have SOME Experience Before Trying for American Idol…

… or you’ll make fantastic material for us to laugh at. I’m pretty sure you don’t want to be a staple on Dramatics. :)

Dramatics #15 – Presenting The Hottest Artist In 2009!

This kid speaks to me. He’s got everything that is needed to have success as an artist. He’s got his own style, like Kanye West! Check it out!

(Do me a favor and watch the whole video from beginning to end.)