Comedians Country Talk

Mexico: I went to Mexico City in Mexico...

Brazil: Brazil is a crazy country I tell you...

France: The people in France speaks so...

Germany: The German Wall... no more!

Egypt: The people in Egypt talks a great game..

Zimbabwe: So, I went to this part of Africa

South Africa: So, I went to Africa...

Ghana: I went to a place in West Africa...

Every noticed how comedians can say the country names, but when they get to any country in Africa besides Egypt, they say "Africa" instead?

babybutta:

nok-ind:

The Yoruba Orisha Part 1 (Part 2)

An Orisha (also spelled Orisa or Orixa) is a spirit or deity that reflects one of the manifestations of Olodumare (God) in the Yoruba religious system. (Olodumare is also known by various other names includ
ing Olorun, Eledumare, Eleda and 

Olofin-Orun). This religion has found its way throughout the world and is now expressed in practices as varied as Candomblé, Lucumí/Santería, Shango in Trinidad, Anago and Oyotunji, as well as in some aspects of Umbanda, Winti, Obeah, Vodun and a host of others.

These varieties or spiritual lineages are practiced throughout areas of Nigeria, the Republic of Benin, Togo, Brazil, Cuba, Dominican Republic, Guyana, Haiti, Jamaica, Puerto Rico, Suriname, Trinidad and Tobago, the United States, Uruguay and Venezuela among others. As interest in Yoruba religion system grows, Orisha communities and lineages can be found in parts of Europe and Asia as well. While estimates may vary, some scholars believe that there could be more than 150 million adherents of this spiritual tradition worldwide.

(Please note many Orisha have male/female personifications)

Click here for a Brief understanding. 

Courtesy: James C. Lewis (http://www.noire3000studios.com/)

A test for white people

thinkspeakstress:

butteagle:

cruelestyouth:

Answer this question:

What does it mean to you to be white?

Answer honestly.

If your answer was “nothing,” then you have A LOT of reflection, critical thinking, and research to do before you ever even TRY to relate and talk to PoC.

It means my skin can burn in the sun easier, and that my skin color genes are recessive, so that with enough interracial breeding, no one will burn in the sun as easily, and btw if racism towards non-whites still exists, when our skin color disappears , then I call bullshit.

(btw the only reason whites even exist is because having black skin color was naturally disadvantageous in northern climates, due to Melanin which blocks UV light better, but with the angle of the sun making the rays not hit the earth as hard as in the south it essentially was: increased angle of the sun + black skin color = less vitamin D because they absorbed nutrients like vitamin D less than those with white skin, due to the Melanin blocking the UV rays more, which have vitamin D.

Theory: you can call all this bullshit

 Or it might have to do with breeding with Neanderthals that existed in Europe, because come on they were hairy, and lighter skinned and what race besides white has that much hair on their body? (and you don’t see any other continent such as the americas and asia with people in the colder environments turning white)  seriously tell me, learning about things like this is fun, and it modifies my theories. )

P.S. if this is a true theory, then technically non-whites are MORE human than whites
*ahem* I’m looking at you white  supremacists I used SCIENCE to prove you wrong and even reverse your theory to make it towards you,
wait that means I’M less human welp IDGAF 

*standing by and half expecting hate*

…Wow. Go sit down somewhere.

So, you went the science route? REALLY? I can go the science route too…

When I’m born I’m black,
when I grow up I’m black,
when I’m in the sun I’m black,
when I get angry, I’m black,
when I’m sick I’m black,
when I die I’m black,


and you…

when you’re born you’re pink,
when you grow up you’re white,
when you’re in the the sun, you’re brown
when you get angry, you’re red
when you’re cold you’re gray,
when you’re sick you’re blue,
when you die you’re green and you dare call me colored! 

What I Know About Africa

I got a random text from a “friend” calling me an “African-American”. I text him back saying “I’m a Carib-American. I don’t know anything about Africa.” Then it became a back and forth. Instead of trying to entertain him, I decided to write a blog post about it. So, this is mostly for him.

So, what do I know about Africa? This is from the top of my head without Wikipedia or Google.

  • It’s far. It’s on the other damn side of the ocean. 
  • It’s a continent consist of many countries.
  • Johannesburg, South Africa is a major city, but not the capital. (of Africa)
  • Swahili, a language that I’m vaguely familiar with thanks to a past client and my music teacher, is one of the many tongues spoken there.
  • The only countries I can named off the top of my head: Egypt (I am currently study Egyptian lore), Ghana, Nigeria, South Africa, Kenya (where my past client is from), Zimbabwe, Ethiopia,  Sierra Leona (Kanye + Lupa), Senegal (News & Akon. Yes, I know Akon is a poser.).
  • While I was naming the countries, thanks to the “Sound of Blackness” I almost sang “Zimbabwe, Timbuktu and Ashanti nations”. I am not sure of Timbuktu and Ashanti beyond the song, but I’m pretty sure you can find Zimbabwe on a map. The other two I think are structures or former countries that no longer exist.
  • Not all countries in Africa are at war.
  • A few countries in Africa have a desert.
  • Not all countries in Africa observe the Muslim religion.
  • People DO take resources out of Africa. Few people invest back into Africa.
  • “Coming to America” is fictional. (Yes, I have to say this because some people thought that it was SLIGHTLY based on facts.)
  • There are a few countries I am interested in visiting one day. But unlike the comedians that did visited there, I will try my best NOT to refer to the their country as “Africa”. I will refer to it as “it is part of Africa”.
  • Not every part of Africa has a lion.
  • Kwanzaa is a “mashup” holiday. The holiday is us trying to form some identity with Africa, but it’s more a vague reflection than accurate one. (And yes, I do observe it, outta respect)
  • Parts of Africa may have civil wars, slavery, child exploitation and blood diamonds, but it’s only at those parts. I’m not sure which parts. But it’s complex.
  • My personal opinion: If African countries was to unify, it would become a Superpower that will probably make all countries shake in fear. But it will not happen due to treaties and things that goes beyond my understanding.

So, there. That’s pretty much what I know about Africa and anything associated with it. Will I learn more? Yes… when I’m ready to. 

But for now, I don’t call myself an “African-American” because we all originated from Africa, so I kinda find that silly.