I hate it when Straight people try to play matchmaker. Just stop. Stop. What are you doing?

zorascreation:

You don’t even know what my type is, and JUST BECAUSE the cute rando you met while perusing the Dairy Aisle is gay, doesn’t mean I want them. Step out. 

I can imagine how this conversation is going to go:

Nukirk: I got this fancy…

Zora: NO.

Nukirk: But this guy looks like -

Zora: NO!

Nukirk: But he’s -

Zora: I need quality in my pussy.

Nukirk: Sorry, ya right. Ya pussy. I have no right to advise. Did I mention he looks like -

Zora: NOOOO!

Nukirk: Sorry.