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Truth: (n)

• A statement or monologue that causes the majority of the US population to reflect back their own version of the statement or monologue.

For example:

Black Person: NY Police recently shot 9 innocent by standers. The media fell to mention that they were people of color. That’s the truth.

White Person: Can you not make the police’s mistakes a race issue, PLEASE?!?!?!?!

• A statement or monologue that once spoken, people of Anglo-Saxon heritage suddenly displays a decline in intelligence, causing them to utilize brief statements to sway the conversation.

Example:

White Person: I was born in the wrong decade. I think the roaring 50’s would have been a great fit. Where women was always styling, and cooking and men were men!

Black Person: The time I was born in is a good time to be born because I don’t have to put up with fire hoses and being attack by dogs while marching for my rights.

White Person: You suck, you know that?

Black Person: It’s the truth, tho.