the files of nukirk

Republican Game Plan

Obama Speaking Out to the public: Now, let me be clear. We tried our best to talk to the Republicans. For example, just the other day, I said "I don't like mustard on my hot dog" and they said...

Republicans: OBAMA HATES THE MUSTARD AND WANTS TO SHUT DOWN THE MUSTARD SEED INDUSTRY!

Obama: So, I must come out and say that is not true. I don't like Mustard. I'm not going to shut down something just because I don't like it. Now, to be fair, I do like honey mustard. Just not on my hot dog. I will have it on my fries.

Republicans: OBAMA HATES KETCHUP!

Obama: Since Republicans like to spin everything I said about food, I will no longer talk about food.

Republicans: OBAMA WANTS TO STARVE AMERICA!

Obama: You gotta be fucking kidding me.