the files of nukirk

Yes, Let’s BOYCOTT OREOS because they support the LGBT community!

And let’s stop buying Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. Wait, what?

Well, a full boycott means we have to stop buying Kraft products. After all, the Oreos Brand is owned by Kraft.

While we’re at it, let’s also boycott Facebook where the post was made. After all, they got “domestic partnerships” and “civil unions” which translates into “gay/lesbian couples”.

Come to think of it, let’s close Google accounts. After all, Google is ALSO Gay friendly!

But wait… Apple is one of the top six GAY Friendly companies to work at? Then there’ Bravo, Showtime, HBO, Absolut and Levi’s.

Oh and we gotta stop watching TV altogether since NBC owns Bravo, HBO is owned by Time Warner and Showtime is owned by CBS.

That leaves Microsoft… and they hire gay employees and are proud of it.

So basically, in order to really boycott gay-friendly companies… 

… you’ll have to move to a country that doesn’t accept a Gay lifestyle.

Anyone wanna move to Iran?

(This is a satire)