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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

I hate it when Straight people try to play matchmaker. Just stop. Stop. What are you doing?

zorascreation:

You don’t even know what my type is, and JUST BECAUSE the cute rando you met while perusing the Dairy Aisle is gay, doesn’t mean I want them. Step out. 

I can imagine how this conversation is going to go:

Nukirk: I got this fancy…

Zora: NO.

Nukirk: But this guy looks like -

Zora: NO!

Nukirk: But he’s -

Zora: I need quality in my pussy.

Nukirk: Sorry, ya right. Ya pussy. I have no right to advise. Did I mention he looks like -

Zora: NOOOO!

Nukirk: Sorry.

  1. twitterpatedlyyours reblogged this from anuraglahiri and added:
    yessss this used to happen to me back home (Kansas) all the time not as common in NYC thank god
  2. satansglitterypanties reblogged this from queerhairyvag and added:
    omg samesies goes for friendships. my stupidass straight friends think that jus cuz someone’s queer, we gonna be bff...
  3. nukirk reblogged this from zorascreation and added:
    I can imagine how this conversation is going to go: I got this fancy… NO. But this guy looks like - NO! But he’s - I...
  4. anuraglahiri reblogged this from queerhairyvag
  5. mexicanjumpingflea reblogged this from zorascreation
  6. queerhairyvag reblogged this from zorascreation and added:
    OMG a friend’s mum played matchmaker and tried to set him up with a male nurse at a hospital: male nurse: you’ll be seen...
  7. fearfullymade-locs said: OOOH I hate when ANYBODY does that! Gets on my nerves! Like stop, you do’t know my type (obviously based on the choice you made)
  8. toneyspeaksloud reblogged this from zorascreation
  9. toneyspeaksloud said: YES. YES. YES. YES.
  10. zorascreation posted this

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