Foxxy…

I want to give you a BIG ASS cup… just so you can look comical in your avi. Be like… “matches the fro”

People like to ask me “gotcha” questions. Look, last I check, I am NOT Sarah Palin! There’s no such thing as “gotcha” questions with me, just answers you ain’t prepared for.

Overheard: While I was in the mall

White Kid: So, I kissed my mom opened mouth.

Friend: Yeah?

White Kid: I really like that. But she's got a habit of scratching my butt...

Friend: Yeah?

White Kid: And sniffing it.

Friend: So, would you hit your mom?

White Kid: I already did.

Me: *threw up in mouth a little* (and this is why I bitch when I leave my headphones at home)

For my birthday, Google gave me this message. Oh, Google. You know how to make me feel so young.

For my birthday, Google gave me this message. Oh, Google. You know how to make me feel so young.

The One Thing I Hate About Social Media

When people delete entire accounts and I have no idea where they went, especially when I talk to them on and off for a good while. Makes me wary about making connections, especially on tumblr. 

What the?
Look, in all relationships, there will be fights and disagreements. The fights themselves can be petty at times, but I have seen some destructive fights, where mental abuse can be real. I was in mentally taxing relationships. These are not “who left the toilet seat open” type of fights, these are “maybe you will never grow into a business” type of fights. The “I don’t think we can survive on our own” type of fights. The “you’re in an abusive relationship with your family, yet you rather go back to them than be with me” type of fights. Sometimes, you’ll deal with people who would rather deal with self-destructive attitudes and bring you down.
I mean, every once in awhile fights, yeah. That’s inevitable. But all the freaking time? Nah… I’m good.
Besides… have you even SEEN the type of relationship Tom and Jerry has? 
I mean… 

What the?

Look, in all relationships, there will be fights and disagreements. The fights themselves can be petty at times, but I have seen some destructive fights, where mental abuse can be real. I was in mentally taxing relationships. These are not “who left the toilet seat open” type of fights, these are “maybe you will never grow into a business” type of fights. The “I don’t think we can survive on our own” type of fights. The “you’re in an abusive relationship with your family, yet you rather go back to them than be with me” type of fights. Sometimes, you’ll deal with people who would rather deal with self-destructive attitudes and bring you down.

I mean, every once in awhile fights, yeah. That’s inevitable. But all the freaking time? Nah… I’m good.

Besides… have you even SEEN the type of relationship Tom and Jerry has? 

I mean… 

I think I need to be a feminist…

I’m still trying to deprogram a lot. At times, it feels so “damn, I’m forcing myself to consider women on equal footing as men”. 

Like too long. You think once you accept the basic concept, it’ll be easier. Nope, it’s harder. Like I got to rethink everything.

Hard stuff. But it’ll be worth it in the long run.

“I don’t know how “racism” can be a trigger. You’re suppose to be used to it.”

nedahoyin:

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

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What the fuck..? Is this an actual thing someone said..?

I was explaining Trigger Warnings to someone and they didn’t understand how racism was a trigger warning and told me that as a Black person, I’m suppose to be use to it. 

I got hella annoyed.

I really don’t understand Kola Boof at all…

I don’t care if people from Twitter reads this. How can anyone stand that self-hating woman is beyond me. Just because I’m not born in Africa doesn’t mean I’m some bastard child.

Finally got to masturbate for the first time in like…a week.

heirofmedusa:

Privacy is impossible in the Navy. I swear.

I can imagine the scene. She’s all like ready… and then… someone walks in. She goes to the Barrack’s bathroom at 3 AM, someone is spit shining their shoes. Her roommate is snoring all loud at night, and Aisha wished she had took up meditation so that she can zone her out.

Then when she finally had time on Saturday night… her drill Sgt. walked in, saying it was her turn to clean the bathrooms. And Aisha will be like…

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whatwhiteswillneverknow:

elledark:

Memorial Day.Memorial Day is a United States federal holiday observed on the last Monday of May. Formerly known as Decoration Day, it commemorates U.S. men and women who have died in the military service. It originally honored soldiers of the American Civil War (it is celebrated near the day of reunification after the Civil War) but was expanded after World War I.By this Memorial day over 6,400 US troops will have been killed in Americas middle-east ‘wars’ of choice’. Let us be perfectly clear, these were all unnecessary deaths. America was lied into the invasion of Iraq. It wasn’t an honest mistake or faulty intelligence. The American public were played for fools. Then the same administration that lied so shamelessly over Iraq invaded and occupied Afghanistan with no plan and no clue what success would look like. Ten years later the killing still goes on in the same bone-headed, bloody, muddled way and nothing has been achieved. Nothing. Collectively these ‘wars’ have been one of Americas biggest foreign policy blunders to date, right up there with Vietnam. Blood and money.  America has spent at least $1.38 trillion so far in operational costs for its unnecessary wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Money America could not afford. What does $1 trillion look like ? Can anyone even comprehend a sum that vast ? If you made a million dollars a year, it would take you a million years to earn $1 trillion. A mind-boggling sum of tax-payers money. Imagine the homes and schools and hospitals that money would have built. Imagine the good it could have done in these hard recessionary times if it hadn’t been so foolishly squandered on destruction and death. There were always other choices. There are now.Soldiers who risk their lives for their country deserve our respect. The craven politicians who lied America into unnecessary and immoral ‘wars’ and those who now want more of the same deserve none. It seems to me the best way that any patriotic American can support the troops and mark Memorial day is to demand  .. not ask .. demand that America ends its catastrophic meddling in the middle-east and brings its soldiers home safe. All of them. Complete withdrawal from all countries where they have no business being. Every single soldier. Now. President Eisenhower who, unlike recent American leaders actually knew what he was talking about on this subject, said “I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity.” He also said ..“When people speak to you about a preventive war, you tell them to go and fight it. After my experience, I have come to hate war. War settles nothing.”With the usual warmongers clamoring for conflict with Iran now, America’s leaders could usefully reflect on Eisenhower’s words this Memorial Day. I hope they do.

We also not amused that Memorial Day is now being reduced as “the unofficial start of Summer”.

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

elledark:

Memorial Day.

Memorial Day is a United States federal holiday observed on the last Monday of May. Formerly known as Decoration Day, it commemorates U.S. men and women who have died in the military service. It originally honored soldiers of the American Civil War (it is celebrated near the day of reunification after the Civil War) but was expanded after World War I.

By this Memorial day over 6,400 US troops will have been killed in Americas middle-east ‘wars’ of choice’. Let us be perfectly clear, these were all unnecessary deaths. America was lied into the invasion of Iraq. It wasn’t an honest mistake or faulty intelligence. The American public were played for fools. Then the same administration that lied so shamelessly over Iraq invaded and occupied Afghanistan with no plan and no clue what success would look like. Ten years later the killing still goes on in the same bone-headed, bloody, muddled way and nothing has been achieved. Nothing. Collectively these ‘wars’ have been one of Americas biggest foreign policy blunders to date, right up there with Vietnam.

Blood and money.  America has spent at least $1.38 trillion so far in operational costs for its unnecessary wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Money America could not afford. What does $1 trillion look like ? Can anyone even comprehend a sum that vast ? If you made a million dollars a year, it would take you a million years to earn $1 trillion. A mind-boggling sum of tax-payers money. Imagine the homes and schools and hospitals that money would have built. Imagine the good it could have done in these hard recessionary times if it hadn’t been so foolishly squandered on destruction and death. There were always other choices. There are now.

Soldiers who risk their lives for their country deserve our respect. The craven politicians who lied America into unnecessary and immoral ‘wars’ and those who now want more of the same deserve none. It seems to me the best way that any patriotic American can support the troops and mark Memorial day is to demand  .. not ask .. demand that America ends its catastrophic meddling in the middle-east and brings its soldiers home safe. All of them. Complete withdrawal from all countries where they have no business being. Every single soldier. Now.

President Eisenhower who, unlike recent American leaders actually knew what he was talking about on this subject, said “I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity.” He also said ..“When people speak to you about a preventive war, you tell them to go and fight it. After my experience, I have come to hate war. War settles nothing.”

With the usual warmongers clamoring for conflict with Iran now, America’s leaders could usefully reflect on Eisenhower’s words this Memorial Day. I hope they do.

We also not amused that Memorial Day is now being reduced as “the unofficial start of Summer”.

Happy Birthday, Ms. Plain Ol’ Beans and Rice. @pamgrier

afro-art-chick:

I came from poverty and was part of those circumstances.”

“Me, sexy? I’m just plain ol’ beans and rice.

This whole beauty thing is something I’ve never comprehended.

I’ve never considered myself to be beautiful, and I still don’t.”

“Film and television is the bulk of my work. I get my personal fulfillment from theater; plays are where you can take chances and really work with the moment. Movies and TV just aren`t like that.”

There are just certain realities about our world and I just happen to be creative within it.”

Happy 64th Birthday to actress Pamela Michelle Byrd “Pam” Grier (b. May 26, 1949)