April 2011
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Dear Universe...
I am tried of doing projects just for personal gain or the gain of a few people. I am also tried of solving short term problems that seems small and petty, but most of all, those require solutions that can be easily look up. I don’t ask for much, because well, you always deliver what I need. So I end up being content. However, in all my years of living, I notice something is wrong with...
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 25th
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This was an improv I made replying to @_peech the other night about her saying that Beyoncé new song sounded like all the other songs she ever done. .bbpBox60135837207244800 {background:url(http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/234936081/urna.jpg) #9AE4E8;padding:20px;} p.bbpTweet{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px...
Apr 19th
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Apr 16th
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The Good Book: A Humanist Bible. It seems that even thought CNN likes to take the “vanilla style, middle of the ground” approach to news, you can’t help but wonder if the reporter herself is: A) Taking things a little personal B) She sounded pissed off She’s got a bit of anger in the way she presented herself, so instead presenting herself as “curious”,...
Apr 12th
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Move
I wanna be move / By your spirit, so please / look over this way. :(
Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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What... With MY nuts?
Kid: excuse me mister man. (kid about 6 years old)
Me: yes?
Kid: if your mom tells you to lick your own nuts would you do it?
Me: What the...
Mother: what the fuck did you just ask him?
Me: Am I on a hidden camera show or something?
Mom: I am so sorry about this? *to son* why would you ask the black man that question?
Me: *slowly creeps outta the store pointing to the counter* Thanks for the wheat pizza... I'm out before they ask me to sign a model release...
Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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“If I say “love” like I say the word “the”, then...”
– Me. Sometimes, I think about what love is and how to express it.
Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd