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I’ve spent 15 writing hours on this post last year for another Freelancer’s site. I broke down and debating how I’m going to present this post. However, even with the curses censored, they rejected the offer, which made this post one of the “lost posts” that stays in my Evernote. Today, I release it on my own blog for Biggie Day. Hope you enjoy it.
This image I remixed still makes me laugh.
St. Patrick's Day is Not Today???? (A Txt Convo)
Me: Happy St. Patty's Day... if ya into that sorta thing.
T.L. (Name shorten to protect ID): You are like two weeks early. Lol but yeah I usually go out for st. Patty's
Me: Two weeks early? Really? I've been to a St. Patrick's Day event this morning.
T.L.: Lol its march 17th. A lot of people are celebrating mardi gras this weekend
Me: In that case, I've been hoodwinked by Hoboken, NJ! They had a parade today!
Me: I'm telling you... people will look for an excuse just to get tipsy.
T.L.: Yep but parades can't always be on the day of
Me: Freakin' New Jersey...
T.L.: Got to have lower expectations
Me: It's NJ. I can't go lower than that!
T.L.: Lol aww NJ jokes never get old
Who wants this woman arrested? Yes, this have been updated in 2008.
The Source Code Chat
Friend: You heard of "The Source Code"?
Me: For Linux? That's a complex kernel.
Friend: Colonel? What does KFC have to do with this?
Me: Not KFC colonel, I'm talking Linux Colonel.
Friend: Is that a food?
Me: No, Linux is an operating system.
Friend: What's an operating system.
Me: The software that a computer boots up to. Without an operating system, the computer is a paperweight.
Friend: What were we talking about?
Me: You're asking me if I heard of "The Source Code" and I'm telling you that's a complex kernel.
Friend: No, no, I'm talking about a movie.
Me: There's a movie... named "The Source Code"?
Me: * silence* Really?
Me: So, they are making a movie based on an operating system?
Friend: No, it's a movie based on a guy jumping into dream to prevent the future.
Me: They are turning Quantum Leap into a movie called "The Source Code"? Are they at least using Linux to power the movie?
Friend: Why can't I have a normal conversation with you?
Me: You think I'm normal?