An Actual IM chat between a client and me: Bullets
Me: Yeah. That's a low $25.
Client: ok. do it and I'll (paypal) u the $25. when ur done, we'll move on to next on the wishlist
Me: Alright... but first... [Log on to client's computer to shut down IM sounds]
Me: I'm tired of you sssshing me.
Client: so now my IM is nute all the itme?
Client: sweeeet. got one for my Mom?
Me: I'm sorry...
Me: ... I'm fresh outta bullets.
(Names where changed to protect the guilty)
Step One: Learn to ask for help. Step Two: Learn to accept help. Step Three:...– Me - Frustrated (via theflygirl) (Step 4: Learn to not feel guilty/week when asking/accepting help)
To read the full comic, click on the right panel to scroll. I made this comic about a year ago when the media made a huge deal about Michelle Obama shown off her knees on a hot day. I thought that this discussion would be a one time thing. The media sadly is still at it THIS year. *sighs* Oh, and if you asking me about when the comic is finally going to a regular thing, the answer is…...
I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of...– Marilyn Monroe (via angnagmamahal)
The bad news is that life’s unfair. The twisted part of the bad news is...– Thought
"Hood Rat" Chat
Him: Who's that girl?
Me: Oh, that's a hood rat.
Him: Oh, you didn't meet her offline?
Me: Yes, I did.
Him: I thought you don't like meeting "hood rats".
Me: I don't.
Him: And yet you're following one.
Me: She's on Twitter. I helped her with something. Least I can do is use the material.
Me: Yes. I got a comic and she's a character study.
Him: You're just waiting for her to announce booty call applications.
Me: I doubt that's gonna happen.
Him: Why not?
Me: She turned lesbian the day she met me.