princessofnobody has this look like she’s trying really hard to smile and her eyes just disappear. All you see is a wide ass grin… … cute.
Everytime I see a DC3 Picture...
It’s like Michelle Williams is the 3rd Fucking wheel. I don’t understand. It’s like “I want you to win so bad, but… why you always seem to play that role?” One day, she’s going to take me by surprise and I will regret all the things I ever said about her.
I Saw a Trailer for "The Blacklist"
and I am SO scared to be interested in it. Because it’s on NBC. The network that made me watch “The Event” only to leave it on a cliff hanger. I am not ready for another attachment to another show that NBC will put forth. Fox? Maybe. ABC? Yeah. SyFy? Perhaps. USA? Yes (ironically own by NBC). But NBC themselves?
castoreum replied to your post: I hate sex at times. Like right now. Bite the pillow. why would I do that? When I say that, I mean my mind thinks about it when I don’t wanna think about it. It’s distracting at times.
I hate sex at times. Like right now.
I ask myself at least 10 questions before I step...
I’m always questioning my intentions, how much is too much, when to smile, when to smirk, when to give a fuck, when not to give a fuck… I mean, that’s what Black is… wondering if crossing the street will get you arrested by the cops. I mean, so far, we got put in jail, suspended lose scholarships and got lives altered because we wore the wrong clothes, said the wrong...
No longer in the streets...
I’m back in my place. The original place. I threw what I learned legally against them. Eviction notice still might be pending, but at least I got a roof over my head again.
thegoddamazon: nukirk: caliphorniaqueen: don’t you hate when you open up to someone and then later they just vanish and its like, ‘fuck, you’re running around the world with all these intimate details about my life and we’re basically strangers now’. I know that feeling. Some people just got no matters. And now, I got their info and I’m like “what am I gonna do with this? Write a story...
castoreum replied to your chat: Convo before the Mayweather Fight about Kelly Rowland Better to have no titties & pretty face than big titties & ugly face. You can fix small titties but you can’t fix an ugly face. What could be ugly to me could be beautiful to someone else. But then again, I dated women in the past that some would considered… social-acceptance challenged.
caliphorniaqueen: don’t you hate when you open up to someone and then later they just vanish and its like, ‘fuck, you’re running around the world with all these intimate details about my life and we’re basically strangers now’. I know that feeling. Some people just got no matters. And now, I got their info and I’m like “what am I gonna do with this? Write a story about it and...
notsoblessedone replied to your chat: Convo before the Mayweather Fight about Kelly Rowland I’m all for the defense of Kelly Rowland & her implants I hate you.
Convo before the Mayweather Fight about Kelly...
Me: Oh, she's singing the National Anthem.
Friend: *looks at her puzzled*
Me: Ain't she got like a nice bod?
Friend: Is she flat-chested?
Me: *sighs* No, she's not flat chested.
Friend: She hardly got tits.
Me: She's NOT flat-chested!
Friend: *speaking into Suri* is Kelly Rowland Flat-Chested?
Me: You're asking your iPhone? It's not gonna answer.
Suri: I am not sure what you mean by "Is Kelly Rowland Flat-Chested".
Friend: I'm telling you... YOU got bigger tits than her?
Me: SHE IS NOT FLAT CHESTED, YA MARON!
Friend: why you said that?
Me: She fits into a sport bra.
Friend: She's flat-chested.
Me: No. Pink is Flat-chested. The girl from the Fifth Element is flat-chested.
Friend: Whatever, she's not that hot anywayz.
Me: I REBUKE YOUR EYES! *puts him up* How dare you called MY Kelly Rowland flat-chested?!?!?
Friend: You know her?
Me: ... er... *puts him down and sit down*
Friend: She messed up the Anthem.
Me: At least it's not Michelle Williams up there.
mrcontro replied to your photo: The remaining parts of my life all in boxes that I… What happened?! Long story short: One of my clients are taking forever to pay. So, I got kicked out of the place I’m subleasing. This was suppose to be my last month there before I travel next month....
Messing with my father on the phone...
Dad: So what you like about this girl?
Me: She's got the capability of reproducing humans. That's a huge benefit for me.
Dad: ... oookay... is she smart?
Me: She knows how to count to a million.She's pretty educated in the general knowledge of stuff.
Dad: Your last woman was in AZ. Where is this one?
Me: She's located on Planet earth.
Dad: Look, if you don't wanna talk about her, just say pass!
Me: How is your love life going by the way dad?
Dad: I don't have one.
Me: Yeah you do.
Dad: Well, she's no longer capable of reproducing humans. That's a plus.
Me: Like father, like son.
Black & Elegant Lady Tee →
Are you feeling Black and Elegant today? Get this shirt and let everyone in w/o saying a word! So, I designed this shirt and it seems to be getting pretty popular compared to my last few times designing. So, ladies… are you feeling Black and Elegant? Get the shirt and help a brother out!
So many times I heard you rhyme, but you can’t touch this
oohmisslulu replied to your post: I can’t believe I’m going homeless… again. :( I’m sorry to hear hope you find somewhere soon :( xx It’s going to be cool. This isn’t my first time at the rodeo. The fact that I can say that comically is kinda sad really.
Promo Contest... or how to get a free shirt!
Not so fast… Yes, I’m having a promo contest. But I’m trying to set things up. Once I have everything set up properly, I will update this page with actual information. So, hang tight and come back later. As much as I want to have a promo contest, I am currently in a situation that won’t allow me to track the promo as closely as I would like to. So, I won’t get...
I can't believe I'm going homeless... again.
"Hip-Hop/Rap is not real music..."
Last night, for the first time, I spent 3 hours making a beat (I normally spent as little as 30 minutes a day. Not hours). I have to count bars, arrange musical notes along with royalty-free samples into patterns, and then make spaces to emphasis the lyrics more. I have to make arrangements because the contest I was going to enter in requires me to do everything myself… yes, including the...