I log on… and was greeted to a treat…
Now, a re-enactment of Obama's speech to College Graduates
*phone rings*
Me: Hello.
Dad: Matt...
Me: I saw you called me a few times yesterday. Is everything alright?
Dad: I have something very important to tell you.
Me: Okay. What is it?
Dad: Please... take a shower.
Me: Huh?
Dad: And wash behind your ears. You were smelling funny yesterday.
Me: But Dad... I said "sorry, I was running around Central Park yesterday."
Dad: You forget to take a bath.
Me: Dad, how am I suppose to take a bath yesterday before you pick me up? Do you know what I'm doing now? Taking a shower!
Dad: Did you took a bath before you go to bed?
Me: Yes, I - wait, why are you talking to me like a child?
Dad: Because you stink like hell yesterday.
Me: I TOLD YOU I WAS RUNNING YESTERDAY!
(Source: mehsimusic)
Batman: Arkham Origins
Stroked.
*dies*…
(Source: kayy4short)
princessofnobody has this look like she’s trying really hard to smile and her eyes just disappear. All you see is a wide ass grin…
… cute.
Everytime I see a DC3 Picture…
It’s like Michelle Williams is the 3rd Fucking wheel.
I don’t understand. It’s like “I want you to win so bad, but… why you always seem to play that role?”
One day, she’s going to take me by surprise and I will regret all the things I ever said about her.
I Saw a Trailer for “The Blacklist”
and I am SO scared to be interested in it. Because it’s on NBC.
The network that made me watch “The Event” only to leave it on a cliff hanger.
I am not ready for another attachment to another show that NBC will put forth. Fox? Maybe. ABC? Yeah. SyFy? Perhaps. USA? Yes (ironically own by NBC). But NBC themselves?
You are a belligerent idiot.
Every once in a while, a man says something so profound that I must stop and think about it so it can change my life forever. This… is not one of those sayings.
Bite the pillow.
why would I do that? When I say that, I mean my mind thinks about it when I don’t wanna think about it. It’s distracting at times.
Haircut + eyes = Me.
Brandy is alien-like to me. but she looks like a real cute alien right here.
I hate sex at times. Like right now.
I present to you… Catholic School Sex Education.
(Source: lovequotesrus)
I ask myself at least 10 questions before I step out the door…
I’m always questioning my intentions, how much is too much, when to smile, when to smirk, when to give a fuck, when not to give a fuck… I mean, that’s what Black is… wondering if crossing the street will get you arrested by the cops.
I mean, so far, we got put in jail, suspended lose scholarships and got lives altered because we wore the wrong clothes, said the wrong thing, be at the wrong place at the right time…
… or even leaving the house.
So, why does MY morals get questioned just because I made a White person feel bad for breathing?
