What a day

soulfulremixed:

soulfulremixed:

Got married today for like four hours and received a free iPad for doing it, what a sweet husband.
But not that sweet cos this bastard is off to Barbados, I think I got the wrong prize 😱😩

I also posted on Facebook that I got married and that my husband is off to Barbados without me, not explaining. Thinking most people I connect with on Facebook which are friends and family would know me better.
But no they are congratulating me and saying I kept this a good secret, think I took the joke too far.
This just affirm my thoughts that my friends and family really don’t know me that well, like am going to let my NEW husband off to Barbados without me. Over my dead body 😂

Thank god for those that knew I was chatting shit 😜

In the meantime, her actual boyfriend who knew it wasn’t to be taken serious was sadden by the fact that no one asked for pictures of this wedding. 

Relics of my childhood for sale in a flea market. http://tremix.us/1yIHVXy July 19, 2014 at 05:04PM

Relics of my childhood for sale in a flea market. http://tremix.us/1yIHVXy July 19, 2014 at 05:04PM

pirkeep:

unexplained-events:

The Mata Mata Turtle

Found mostly in South America. Its shell resembles bark, and its head resembles fallen leaves, making it an expernt at camouflage. It is also an expert at looking like my nightmares.

That’s not a turtle, it is an elder dragon. Respect it or all will suffer.

soulfulremixed replied to your post: I really, really hate sex.

Really?

Just venting. Don’t read too deep into it.

photojojo:

There’s a heck of a lot more to Matthew Albanese’s photos than meets the eye.

Matthew uses intricately built dioramas to stage extraordinary landscape photos. See the rest of Matthew’s creations below!

Incredible Landscape Photos Created With Miniature Dioramas 

via Design Taxi

LIES!

Sometimes, I would be writing stuff and sending support and I’m thinking… Am I annoying the hell out of them?

It’s official. How exactly did they get away with selling them in the streets? http://tremix.us/1nuCyaO July 13, 2014 at 06:37PM

It’s official. How exactly did they get away with selling them in the streets? http://tremix.us/1nuCyaO July 13, 2014 at 06:37PM

Y’all want some weed? Selling weed candy in Union Square. http://tremix.us/1zzoamD July 13, 2014 at 04:22PM

Y’all want some weed? Selling weed candy in Union Square. http://tremix.us/1zzoamD July 13, 2014 at 04:22PM