Got married today for like four hours and received a free iPad for doing it, what a sweet husband.
But not that sweet cos this bastard is off to Barbados, I think I got the wrong prize 😱😩
I also posted on Facebook that I got married and that my husband is off to Barbados without me, not explaining. Thinking most people I connect with on Facebook which are friends and family would know me better.
But no they are congratulating me and saying I kept this a good secret, think I took the joke too far.
This just affirm my thoughts that my friends and family really don’t know me that well, like am going to let my NEW husband off to Barbados without me. Over my dead body 😂
Thank god for those that knew I was chatting shit 😜
In the meantime, her actual boyfriend who knew it wasn’t to be taken serious was sadden by the fact that no one asked for pictures of this wedding.
I really, really hate sex.
Ugh, I hate sex